A Note…

I just wanted to send a quick note out to my loyal readers.  I will be taking a little time off from the blog to concentrate on a few things in my life right now.  It’s been a very hectic year, and I haven’t been comfortable with my ability to produce consistent writing on TMR. There will be posts from time to time.

But we will be back in full force, promise!

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Unique Randomness

My random thoughts…brought to you once a week!

  • My daughter’s bathroom toilet got clogged up the other night. I ran to the supermarket for a plunger. While there, I got a massive craving for some quickie sushi—making me the first person EVER to be in the check-out line with only sushi and a plunger.
  • There’s just no time in my life to read a book. Actually, that’s not true…reading books bore me. But I do keep two on my nightstand…looking at them just makes me feel smarter.
  • Real conversation between me and my 2-year-old…Me: “Which do you love more, this popscicle or me?” Her: “Well, this popsicle…and elephants.”
  • Ever seen those old Fairy Tale Theaters with Shelley Duvall? It’s some freaky sh*t.
  • I kind felt bad for Wes Welker on Sunday night. Then I saw this. I think things will be ok for ol’ Wes.
  • Following Twitter during the Madonna half time show was very entertaining. Lots of Betty White references.
  • Loved the Matthew Broderick Honda commercial.
  • I’m not a big steak guy. But then when I have it, I really love it.
  • Cajun Pawn Stars…not bad. Not great, but not bad.

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The Long Lunch: Haven (Houston)

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Shelley takes a mid-day break from business to grab a bite!

I’ve decided to start a new journey here with The Mighty Rib, we’ll see how it goes. I’m still trying to figure out the details of exactly what this new piece will be…thus the either/or name. Originally, I thought this monthly piece would be called “Executive Lunch” and that I’d use my lunch hour to experience the finer restaurants in Houston offering a fixed menu at the noon hour, or rather an executive lunch menu. But, right off the bat I went to a finer restaurant and was dismayed to find that they didn’t actually have an executive lunch menu.

So I improvised, and thus the idea for “The Long Lunch” was born. I guess it is a safe bet to say you’re going to see a little bit of both over the coming months. Incidentally, this is also helping me work on one of my New Year’s resolutions: eating lunch at my desk less. Yes, I’m one of those.

For my first attempt at getting away from my office to have a lunch that I could actually write about, I grabbed a couple of co-workers, hit the door, and headed to one of Houston’s latest and greatest eateries: Haven. I’d been dying to try Haven and this was the perfect reason. I did think they had an actual executive lunch menu, so I was slightly disappointed to find out they didn’t once we were seated and I actually had the menu in hand, but luckily, that’s where the disappointment stopped.

The long lunch began with a very delicious roasted broccoli soup. I had been hearing raves about their soups, and while I’m not a huge soup person, I figured a few extra vegetables never hurt anyone. This soup was fantastic; I had slightly feared chunks of broccoli stalk, but the soup was a perfect puree and possibly one of the prettier shades of green I have ever seen. Smooth as silk and not a drop was left behind.

I was feeling the call of the ocean, and couldn’t resist the fish of the day—tile fish. I had never even heard of tile fish, much less tasted it, and I was intrigued. I could not have been happier about this choice. Honestly, when I first heard the day’s selection was tile fish, a certain visual popped into my head, and I literally envisioned a piece of fish on a tile, like maybe they hadn’t meant the name of the fish was tile, but rather that tile was just a reference to serving method. As soon as the dish arrived I felt silly for ever thinking as much. The fish was a perfect flaky white, cooked just right. The bed of wilted/sauteed greens it was served on (not tile) was equally delicious. Absolutely fabulous, a dish that will likely find me heading to Haven quite often. I just hope tile isn’t seasonal!! If it is, I guess I’ll just have try something else because there were definitely some other entrees catching my eye. The daily blue plate specials would certainly be worth a second trip very soon–I’m shooting for Thursday.

And just when I thought this might be the end of the long lunch…we stretched it out a bit further and went for dessert. So glad we did. In an ongoing effort to be healthy(-ish), I let my skinny jeans do the choosing and I went with the Ambrosia–mixed fruit served with coconut and lemon curd. It was perfect. I’d order it again in a heartbeat, unless of course my sweatpants decide to do the talking next time, in which case I will 100% get the Mexican Coke float with the Jack Daniel’s ice cream. I’m not even sure how I avoided it this time, next time I know I will not escape.

Haven is definitely a new favorite for me. Give it a try, I think you’ll feel the same.

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Unique Randomness

My random thoughts…brought to you once a week!

  • What is with these disturbing Febreze commercials? Why must they take two stay-at-home moms, tell them to go sit in a crackhouse, and have some homeless person take a sh*t in the corner? “Ladies, what do you smell?” “We smell the ocean!”
  • Note to my wife: Don’t buy me the cheapo boxer briefs. U.S. Polo Association (commonly found at TJ Maxx) is not Ralph Lauren Polo.
  • From 9am to 9:30am EST (M-F), you can ALWAYS find me having a dance-off with my 2-year-old daughter. It involves her dressing up like a princess and me spinning around like a deranged lunatic.
  • I went to my first Bruins’ game the other day. They were playing a big rival…the New York Rangers. It was a pleasure to sit in the nosebleed seats and hear some wonderful exchanges between fans. Here’s one: Bruin fan to Ranger fan after a home team goal: “Hey, why don’t you suck on this (points to his crotchal region)?”
  • My 2-year-old tried to give me a high-five. She missed and nailed me right in the junk. It hurt.
  • Oh House Hunters…how I love AND hate you at the same time! At what moment in history (my guess is the mid-90′s) did having stainless steel appliances become THE most important thing about buying a home? And can we eliminate the term “mancave?” Any guy that uses the term “mancave” is a complete ass wipe.
  • Quote from 7-year-old: “Whew! Dad, I feel so much better after my diarrhea!”
  • We went out last weekend with some friends for a nice dinner. Food was great, conversation was wonderful…bladder was full. So, off to the latrine I went. One day, I will tell my children’s children about the restroom facilities at Strip T’s in Watertown. I could devote an entire Unique Randomness to this experience. I could, but I won’t. One nugget though: Have you ever walked up stairs that lead directly to a toilet? I have.

*Image courtesy of the great Jon B.

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