My random thoughts…brought to you once a week.

• This happens to me all the time…I ask someone what they do for a living. They then proceed to tell me what they do for a living. About twenty seconds into their spiel, I realize I have no earthly idea what the hell they actually do.

• Enough is enough Golden Corral. The chocolate fountain was really pushing the limits of food sanity. Now comes word GC offers freshly prepared cotton candy!?! I think the government should step in.

• Curt Schilling is a peach.

• I just moved to Little Rock. My new grocery store (Kroger’s) has a jewelry store inside it. Like a very nice jewelry store. “Honey, let me run out to grab some milk, margarine, and a diamond tennis bracelet.”

• I think Anthony Davis is a very talented basketball player, but his unibrow scares the ever-lovin’ shit out of me.

• How do people live in WDC? The traffic there is the worst.

• Anyone else notice all the new online colleges popping up lately? Colorado Tech and Southern New Hampshire…just to name a few.

• I already miss Regina’s Pizzeria. I will never forget the Eggplant Parm Calzone.

• Where was this picture taken?