My random thoughts…brought to you once a week!

  • I recently attended my first and only Astros’ game of the year.  $8.50 for a St. Arnold’s Beer?  Really!?!  It gets better.  After two brews, my walnut-sized bladder sent me racing for the pisser.  I hate stadium urinals–way too close and the chance of a stranger’s back splash is extremely high.  Fortunately, I wasn’t hit with any piss shrapnel, but the dude next to me was a true delight.  I quote: “I hope you guys don’t mind if I moan.”
  • 81-year-old Buzz Aldrin got another divorce…this one after a 20+ year marriage.  Not enough sex?
  • There’s a place called Shartlesville, PA.  You should visit.  I heard it’s the sh*t.
  • Speaking of sh*t…have you seen Arby’s new slogan?  It’s “Good Mood Food”.  Funny, diarrhea tends to put me in a bad mood.
  • Did you know in New Jersey and Oregon an attendant must pump your gas?
  • CVS…it’s okay to open two registers.  Really, it is.
  • The GPS in my smartphone has done wonders for my marriage.  My wife’s navigation skills are that of a baboon.
  • Corky’s ribs in Memphis are great.  Oklahoma Joe’s ribs in Kansas City are better.
  • Do you know where this picture was taken?  I do.


Carrie June 22, 2011 at 11:30 am

I’m going with Hawaii. Punaluu Beach??

    admin June 22, 2011 at 1:21 pm

    You nailed it. Punaluu Beach, on the Big Island of Hawaii!

Margie June 22, 2011 at 12:00 pm

Ugh, those dang CVS places. All of them. Why am I paying for this stuff in the photo department?!

    admin June 22, 2011 at 1:22 pm

    I gave up on their photo department years ago. They would f-up all my pics, all the time.

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