My random thoughts…brought to you once a week!

• Are there any regulations on the ice cream truck industry?  Can any pervert with a hooptie throw some Blue Bell mini cups in the back of his van and sell them to kids?

• I will have nightmares from that Doritos commercial from the other night–the one where the lunatic sucks the remnants off another dude’s finger.

• I like the Packers.  In twenty years, they’ll make a movie about this team.  It will be called “Karma B*tchslaps Brett”.

• Will curve-brim hats ever come back in style?  I hope so.  I can’t get used to this ridiculous straight-brim, leave-the-gold-sticker-on look.

• Can bread be a favorite dish?  If so, my favorite dish is Haven’s bread.

• I’ve met some cool parents via my first child’s friends.  A lot of these parents have become my friends.  Second child?  Not so much.  A very unfriendly crowd.  Maybe it’s me.

• Why does Chick-Fil-A grilled chicken sandwich suck @ss?  There’s no excuse for this, but it does.

• Why did Wendy’s change their fries?  That’s it, I’m done with them.  Dave Thomas is rolling over in his grave.