My random thoughts…brought to you once a week!

  • I am proud to announce that someone named Solo Dizzle briefly “followed” me on Twitter. Jealous?
  • Please folks…do not post 3-D ultrasound pics on FB. It scares the shit out of me.
  • Do you remember those people in high school who were a little different, but also kinda cool? They grew up, got a cool job, went to cool concerts that only cool people knew about, and drank cool beer. And true to form, when it comes to naming their kids, they always go with cool names. It’s why I’ll inevitably run into a Brunson or Foley or Ashon or Prescott or Miller or Stockton at every birthday party.
  • The “90’s on 9” satellite radio channel is good stuff.
  • Armadillo Update: For those of you following along, I have a rogue armadillo who’s treating itself to Digfest 2012 in my front yard. I’ve sprinkled cayenne pepper and even had the pest control guy come out and treat the lawn. Guess what? The little b*tch showed up again at 5:15 a.m. this morning. I ran out and winged the f*ckstick with a rock. He got away, but a clear message was sent.
  • Arkansas accents are far different from Texas accents.
  • My new most hated show: So You Think You Can Dance.
  • I think Lance Armstrong should be strapped to a chair and forced to listen to Sugar Ray’s Every Morning until he tells the truth.
  • For goodness sake 50-year-old Roger Clemens, stop highlighting your hair!
  • I miss those delicious maple, crème-filled cookies from Trader Joe’s.
  • Syd Sounds Off: My 3-year-old’s message to mom as she’s leaving for work this morning: “Goodbye mom. Don’t get naked…and watch your boobies.”

1 Comment

SirRon August 30, 2012 at 12:12 pm

“but a clear message was sent”

Best line.

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