My random thoughts…brought to you once a week!

  • Why do people allow their dogs to shit on the sidewalk? At the very least, kick that turd to the grass.
  • We just bought the 1st season of Modern Family. That is my kind of humor!
  • I seem to always be around when the Miss America Contest is on television. Every. Single. Year. I guess this doesn’t say much about my Saturday nights. Any who…this is what I’ve deduced. Women seem to watch it to make fun of the contestants. Men watch it for the “which one would I rather bang” factor.
  • I have to now pay $2 per load of laundry. And that’s just for the washing machine…another $2 for the dryer.
  • Baltimore’s football stadium is about as no frills as it gets. Potties are at a premium and the concession stands are a joke.
  • Baltimore has a nice downtown. Seriously, it does.
  • Best Thing Said to Me at the Ravens/Texans Football Game: “Prepare to be f-ed” (Note, I even cleaned that up a bit.)
  • Best Fan at the Game: The dude sporting an official Ravens’ jersey. On the back it read: Nuzzlenuts.
  • Worst Moment of the Game: When I couldn’t feel my toes. Note: it was cold! Also, you could substitute “nuts” for “toes”.
  • Did I mention I’m a fan of Roast Beast in Boston? I am.
  • Great season for the Texans. If you can’t be proud of that team, then you suck.
  • I could watch this a 1000 times and it still wouldn’t get old.

3 Comments

mmm mm good January 18, 2012 at 7:38 am

I’m a little embarrassed to admit I still watch those beauty pageants. My fave comment from last week’s Miss America contest was when one of the judges likened the contest to a “very important job interview”….. Right before the swimsuit competition.

Yui (Sweet Potato) April 24, 2012 at 12:03 am

That was really shocking that you need to pay that much for a load of laundry. Why don’t you get your own washing machine? Just curious why 🙂
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