My random thoughts…brought to you once a week!

• One of the flight attendants on a recent trip sounded exactly like Bruce from Family Guy. Exactly!

• I am a firm believer that every traveler should be forced to pass a simple 10-question, multiple-choice test before boarding a plane. Test Title: So, You Decided to Fly You F-ing Idiot

• It just dawned on me the other day I hadn’t tucked in my shirt in about 8 months.

• I really want to watch the Texans on television. I simply must make it happen.

• I had one of the better meals of my life at Ashley’s in Little Rock–phenomenal service and food.

• Loud, drunk guy on plane is not cool. Loud, drunk guy falling asleep and then snoring on plane is more uncool.

• Somehow, I ended up with one of those Grand Marquis at the car rental place. Have you ever driven one? If you’re under 70, you haven’t. That’s a lot of automobile.

• I had Russian food for the first time. Fabulous. Try it…you’ll see.

• I now do about 80% of all my shopping online. Is that high or low?

• College football continues to triumph itself each year. One day, we will all look back and wonder how we put up with this crap.