My random thoughts…brought to you once a week!

  • It’s official, I’m a stay-at-home dad…I ordered by my first pair of sweatpants.
  • Suggestion to airlines…as a sign of good faith, please offer a 20% discount on last row seating. The chairs don’t recline. Why? Because they butt up against the crapper. Also, new fragrance idea for Yankee Candle: Shitter Waft. Send to your enemies.
  • Damn Seattle! Even for you, that’s a lot of Starbuck’s.
  • I saw two movies last week—Moneyball and Ides of March. Both were good, Ides was great. This movie once again supports my claim that Paul Giamatti is the best actor on the planet, followed by Philip Seymour Hoffman.
  • Ever had salmon jerky? Surprise…it’s salty.
  • My wife bought a pork loin that has the exact size, shape, and look of a monster schlong. And I’m not trying to be funny, the damn thing frightened me. There’s a horse d*ck sitting in my fridge right now.
  • Do you refrigerate ketchup after you open it?
  • I never understood the popularity of Hooters. Bad wings stump big breasts.
  • Gotta give credit when credit is due…that was a damn impressive Texans’ win last week. Arian Foster is a beast.
  • The lamb shank from Lola in Seattle is…a…delight!
  • Boardwalk Empire was pretty graphic last week. That dude with half a face deserves an Emmy—amazing acting!


Margie October 26, 2011 at 10:37 am

I refrigerate my ketchup as well as the mayo and mustard. I am frightened by people who put open mayo jars in the pantry.

Is it bad that I’ve been saying Treat Yo Self since that particular episode aired?

The Mighty Rib October 26, 2011 at 10:44 am

Margie, you’re asking the wrong guy. I said it my entire Seattle weekend.

Fresh dungeness crab…treat yo self.
Beer at noon…treat yo self.
Cab rides….Treat. yo. self!

versacereplicawatches October 27, 2011 at 12:18 am

The ideals which have lighted my way , and time after time have given me new courage to face life cheerfully 19 have been kindness , beauty and truth .

    The Mighty Rib October 27, 2011 at 10:04 am

    Fucking spam!!!

Sarah @ Sarah’s Modern Bites October 27, 2011 at 8:03 am

I refrigerate pretty much damn near everything after I open it. I like my condiments super cold. I also always refrigerate bananas, apples, protein bars and granola bars. Our fridge is overflowing.

So, so jealous you’ve recently had the pleasure of enjoying a delightful lamb shank. I dream about lamb shank.

The Mighty Rib October 27, 2011 at 10:06 am

I’ll have a full review of the lamb shank and all my Seattle eating experiences on Monday.

BTW, I refrigerate my ketchup…but my parents don’t. I always thought it was weird.

Erica @ Boston Rookie October 28, 2011 at 4:34 am

This is the first time I’ve seen this series of posts- hilarious!

Regarding condiments, yes I refrigerate everything. We had housemates from Greece once and they didn’t refrigerate anything- scary!

    The Mighty Rib October 28, 2011 at 7:06 am

    Thanks Erica…please check back..UR is every Wednesday!

SirRon October 28, 2011 at 7:39 am

I like cold ketchup. And revenge.

    The Mighty Rib October 28, 2011 at 8:05 am

    Revenge is a dish best served with cold ketchup.

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