My random thoughts…brought to you once a week!
- It felt a little awkward ordering 2 Old Fashioned’s at Dunkin Donuts the other morning. But there’s nothing better with a cup of coffee.
- Have you seen Storage Wars? That is some addictive sh*t.
- What’s the difference between stairs and steps? If you know, please let me know.
- I wonder how many trees would be saved if we stopped grocery stores from printing out 3-foot long receipts.
- I went to Trader Joe’s for some frozen Chicken Tikka Masala…only…when I approached the section, some lady was just standing there shivering. Then she started to have what I thought was a seizure. Turns out, it was just a migraine. My heart goes out to people who suffer through those on a regular basis.
- Speaking of Trader Joe’s, have you tried their Dark Chocolate Peanut Butter Cups?
- I swear, if I meet another kid named Aiden! Note to parents…Aiden is a cute name, until you reach about 15. Then it’s just a reason to get your ass kicked. It’s virtually impossible to fear an Aiden.
- You can learn a lot about life from watching Karate Kid 2…like how to break six sheets of ice with your hand. It’s all in the breathing.
- Worst Car Name Ever: Mitsubishi Lancer
- I bet this statement has never been uttered: “Hey, look at that new cemetery!” For some reason, they’re all old.
- Who is this cool cat in the photo? Hint: He’ll wear you out. Don’t get too excited ladies.
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Stairs are found inside a building. Steps are outside. You go up a flight of stairs and sit on steps. At least that’s how it works in my mind.
I knew we were in the same gene pool…brilliant!
Is it Jack La Lane or however you spell it?
Great guess…but not the right answer. He’ll WEAR you out.
YEP! Storage wars is very addictive. I must know what sits behind those garage doors and so I watch every minute of it.
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