My random thoughts…brought to you once a week!

• Jonah Hill…dude…eat a cheeseburger…stat!  Save your career and get back to being pleasantly plump!  I’m all for losing weight, but d@mn!

• Dunkin Donuts now has k-cups! I repeat…Dunkin Donuts has k-cups! The last time I was this happy was when my wife stopped watching Greys Anatomy.

• Quote of the Week: “Dad, can’t a girl poop twice?” –My oldest daughter in reference to her younger sister’s irregular daily bowel movements.

• Every Houston Texan football season reminds me of the movie Groundhog Day.

• Soap Box: I swear…if I see another 5-year-old treat the public park like it’s his own personal toilet bowl, I’m gonna go ape sh*t.  PARENTS…when you take little Johnnie to play, divert attention away from your precious iPhone once every twenty minutes, and make sure he’s not urinating on an oak tree.

• I have a legitimate fear of used Q-tips.  Ever seen one just lying there on the sidewalk?  I’d rather touch a venomous snake.

• Spam Name of the Week: August Fox

• This kind of stuff is so subjective, but for me…here’s the funniest scene in movie history.

• It’s tacky, but I just might buy this shirt.

• I took this picture last week as I walked out of the Sam Adam’s Brewery Tour here in Boston.  So, the question…why did I take this picture?  The correct answer gets my never ending respect!