My random thoughts…brought to you once a week!

  • I hate that androgynous area in Gap where you’re not sure whether it’s men or women’s clothing.
  • We stopped in Little Rock the other night on our 2011 Family Road Trip. I thought Houston got hot. I was sweating my nutsack off at 8pm in LR. Remember that movie A Time to Kill…you know, the one with Matthew Mcconaughey? Dude never stopped sweating. Now imagine a chunkier, balder, and paler version of him, and that was me in Little Rock.
  • I hate people who litter. I want to go over and punch them in the face.
  • Why is it always hot in Dairy Queen’s?
  • Quick thoughts about each state we hit on the road trip: Tennessee-I love me some Cracker Barrel, but one every other exit? Damn. Delaware-I barely knew you…15 minutes, 20 tops. Arkansas-See above. Next time I’ll be sure to bring the Gold Bond for my crotch. Washington, DC-Speaking of…our nation’s capital is also the Capital of Chaffing. Virginia-Beautiful state, loved the mountains. Check out Appomatox if you have the time. Connecticut-I particularly enjoyed your rain and traffic jams. New York-See Connecticut. New Jersey-You did nothing to break the stereotypes. Rhode Island-Check out Newport. It’s touristy but beautiful. Massachusetts-Instead of Sam’s Wholesale, you have BJ’s. I prefer BJ’s.
  • Try IKEA’s chicken tenders. They’re delicious.
  • I took the kids to the playground yesterday. Breastfeeding siting! There are two types of moms in this world…those who use the cover-up blanket during teet feeding, and those who do not.
  • Food Find: Trader Joe’s Honey Wheat Pretzel Sticks.
  • What city? Hint: It’s a major city, but I still only give you a 10% chance of getting it.

8 Comments

Margie June 30, 2011 at 5:44 am

I kept saying “turn on the damn AC” when I first watched A Time to Kill. I can’t remember if all the sweating was in the novel though. Whatever. Crank it up!
    admin June 30, 2011 at 3:43 pm

    I kept saying the same thing! Someone cut on the AC. Damn good movie though.
Chris June 30, 2011 at 11:06 am

Cracker Barrel has fallen from my good grace since this has happened. A woman was served a burger and fries with bloody prints in her food. Nice blog.

http://blog.chron.com/newswatch/2011/06/ktrk-woman-says-she-was-served-bloody-meal-at-cracker-barrel/
    admin June 30, 2011 at 3:45 pm

    Thanks for reading Chris. I truly appreciate it. Also, I really wish you started following the blog about two weeks ago. This info would have kept me from dining at CB (two times!).
Lalleepop July 1, 2011 at 9:38 am

The road trip sounds fantastic! Need another hint for the picture.
The Mighty Rib July 1, 2011 at 10:57 am

I stumped Lalee!!! Hint…I’m Ron Burgundy.
Lalleepop July 5, 2011 at 11:00 am

San Diego! Love that movie…
    The Mighty Rib July 5, 2011 at 12:43 pm

    Bingo! San Diego…a whale’s vagina.

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