My random thoughts…brought to you once a week!

• You know what sucks about being in your 30’s? You assume everyone is in their 30’s. And when you ask someone their age, and they say 25, you’re like “Damn, I thought that person was my age.” They’re not.

• My wife stepped on a hardened piece of fried rice yesterday. She thought it was glass. That’s one bad-ass grain of rice.

• Why do some people refuse to wear shoes in public places? For example, the breakfast area at a fairly nice hotel. It’s just trashy. Plus, aren’t you worried about stepping on a foreign object?

• Do couples that look alike freak you out? It’s a little wierd..same looking face, same body structure.

• Something happened while driving the other day that has never, ever happened…but I always dreamed it would. Dude was speeding past me on the interstate. I gave him the standard f-you, wished horrible things upon him, and five minutes later….bam! Pulled over by the 5-0.

• Rosario’s in San Antonio…great restaurant! I may have to change my attitude on SA eats.

• Wish I was heading to Phoenix this year for a little Spring Training baseball. It’s one of my favorite vacations…highly recommend for anyone (even non-baseball lovers).

• One word prediction description of the 2011 Houston Astros: scrappy

• Scarlett Johansson is pretty.