Organized Chaos

My random thoughts…brought to you once a week!

  • I went golfing last week—I golf about once a year.  I warmed up by hitting a few balls on the driving range and moved to the putting green for a little practice.  While putting, a d-bag strolled up with his friend.  He commenced to dropping at least 30 f-bombs in a two-minute span.  No joke.  It was jaw dropping, and this is coming from someone who drops my fair share of f-bombs. The real highlight, however, was when he described the things he does to his wife on their new Tempurpedic.  During his entire diatribe, his friend never said a word.
  • I ate two veggie burgers this week for a writing assignment.  They were both good.
  • Ever been to Buc-ee’s?  Ever been to Buc-ee’s during a holiday weekend?  Imagine ants scurrying around when you kick their pile.  That said…I love me some Buc-ee’s.  If you’re a guy, you literally don’t have to make contact with any part of their bathroom facilities.  My germaphobe ways thank them.
  • Best Living Actor-Paul Giamatti    Worst Living Actress-Tea Leoni
  • I might as well weigh in on the Andre Johnson fight.  I love Andre Johnson—think he’s one of the finest athletes Houston’s ever known.  And it was nice seeing him kick that punk’s @ss.  But, to me, there’s a bigger issue here.  Why do the Texans start showing passion each year for Kubiak when they are all but done?  Where was this passion at the beginning?  Every year it’s the same thing.  And do they ever win a big game?  Nope…that’s why they’ll get pummeled tomorrow in Philly.  I’m just saying.
  • Pet Peeve: Can’t stand not cutting the ends off garlic before cooking.  I know, that interests like no one.
  • The picture above was taken at a very popular (trendy) Houston restaurant.  My Houston readers, wanna take a guess?  Hint, if you follow my Houston Press stuff, you have a chance of getting it right.