My random thoughts…brought to you once a week!

• I was at a Halloween party for six-year-olds on Saturday night. Great party, great hosts, great kids…head-scratching costumes. And I’m not talking about the kids.

• I was waaaaay off with my Texans’ predictions. How’s life without steroids treating you Mr. Cushing?

• The answer to last week’s question: President Andrew Jackson

• Pet Peeves: Have you had this verbal exchange before?: “Hey, how’s your day going?” Response: “I can’t complain.” Response back: “Not that it would do you any good.” D@mn, that annoys me.

• It pained me to write this about Octane, but the truth is the truth.

• It’s absolutely official after last week: my new favorite show is Bored to Death. Zach Galifianakis has that ability to make me laugh without saying anything. The last person to do that was Chris Farley.

• I have 223 friends on facebook. I think 100 of them told me to vote yesterday.

• I have 223 friends on facebook. I think 100 of them posted pictures of their kids in Halloween costumes.

• I’m good with both those things.

• If you’re wondering where all the birds in Houston went, they’re on the corner of Ella and 43rd…or as I like to call it…Bird Sh*t Alley. Eat your heart out Alfred Hitchcock.

• I’m getting very close to organizing a rib crawl…very close. Let me know if you want in.