My random thoughts…brought to you once a week!

• So…I caught this advertisement for a show on TLC called Toddler & Tiaras. I felt like a bad person for even watching the promo.

• So…the dude from Road Trip is teaming up with Zack from Saved by the Bell as the dynamic duo on a new TNT show. That should work out well.

• So…I dropped the soap in the shower the other night. I bent down to pick up the bar, yet could not locate it. I searched and searched…nothing. Turns out, the bar had been dropped with such force that it hit the front end of the tub and rocketed all the way to the back. Anytime a heterosexual man drops a bar of soap in the shower, his mind immediately goes to a prison scene. The goal is to pick up that bar as fast as possible. That didn’t happen for me in this particular fictitious episode. I know, I have problems.

• I haven’t watched one second of the NBA Finals.

• Go to Kenny and Ziggy’s. Order #12. To not like this sandwich, is to not like rainbows, or a child’s laughter, or small puppies. You will like it…if you don’t…something is wrong with you, not the sandwich.

• Pet Peeve: I hate when someone gets up to make a formal presentation/speech, and the first thing they say is “I promise to keep this brief.” Then they commence to 30 minutes of verbal vomitation. Don’t get my hopes up f-wad!

• I’m paying a little visit to Reef tonight with some friends. I’ve been instructed to get the smoked pork chop. Done!

• The only thing worse than buying/selling a car is buying/selling furniture.

• I am such a sports draft whore. It really doesn’t matter the sport. I could watch a draft all day and night, and being very content.

• I want to see True Grit.

• What small town is the dude in this picture located? Winners get my respect and admiration.