My random thoughts…brought to you once a week!

• Truth—I saw a woman riding a bicycle, smoking, and talking on her cell phone…all at the same time…while sailing through a major intersection.

• Pet Peeve: I hate “medium-speed walkers”. They walk just slow enough to piss you off, but fast enough where you can’t pass them. And they’re always in the middle of the f-ing sidewalk.

• Gary Kubiak is amazing. The dude has lasted six years with one redeeming quality…he’s professional. I can’t think of any coach in the history of sports who has pulled that off. BTW, Steelers will win this week.

• Yesterday, I accidentily slammed my head in the refrigerator door handle. Don’t recommend it.

• The Boardwalk Empire season premiere did not disappoint.

• Boston tap water is delicious.

• College athletics is as jacked up as it gets. Everyone is in the wrong…everyone. It’s all a money grab and UT just got to grab first. Everyone in the state gets screwed, including A&M (good luck in the SEC)…but especially schools like UH, TCU, and SMU. What a mess!

• Last weekend, we went down to Cape Cod. We spent the day in a little town called Sandwich. Checked out a place called Café Chew, and of course…had a sandwich. The sandwich came with a small bag of chips, and of course…they were Cape Cod Potato Chips. Try pulling that one off anywhere else.

• Speaking of Cape Cod Chips…take a closer look at today’s picture. Props on the serving size honesty…9 chips!

• I’ve been working with a new food venture: 2 Dine For. Stay tuned.

• Tea Leoni is the worst actress ever. Worst Actress 1A: Lisa Kudrow.

• In need of a good (clean) laugh? Thanks to Lesli for sending this link my way. Gotta love Louis C.K.  BTW, Lesli is an amazing photographer and she is currently running a special.  My family has done one of these sessions and we couldn’t be happier with the results!

• Finally, happy birthday to my wife Sara. She is the reason this blog exist, but please don’t hold that against her.