My random thoughts…brought to you once a week!

• I recently attended my first and only Astros’ game of the year.  $8.50 for a St. Arnold’s Beer?  Really!?!  It gets better.  After two brews, my walnut-sized bladder sent me racing for the pisser.  I hate stadium urinals–way too close and the chance of a stranger’s back splash is extremely high.  Fortunately, I wasn’t hit with any piss shrapnel, but the dude next to me was a true delight.  I quote: “I hope you guys don’t mind if I moan.”

• 81-year-old Buzz Aldrin got another divorce…this one after a 20+ year marriage.  Not enough sex?

• There’s a place called Shartlesville, PA.  You should visit.  I heard it’s the sh*t.

• Speaking of sh*t…have you seen Arby’s new slogan?  It’s “Good Mood Food”.  Funny, diarrhea tends to put me in a bad mood.

• Did you know in New Jersey and Oregon an attendant must pump your gas?

• CVS…it’s okay to open two registers.  Really, it is.

• The GPS in my smartphone has done wonders for my marriage.  My wife’s navigation skills are that of a baboon.

• Corky’s ribs in Memphis are great.  Oklahoma Joe’s ribs in Kansas City are better.

• Do you know where this picture was taken?  I do.